I came across this post I wrote back in 2009 and had to share it with you all and it made me laugh. It was what my dear friend Sierra called me cure for “blog-a-phobia”. ENJOY!


Dear Reply All,

Thank you for all that you do. I just don’t understand why you are not embraced and loved the way I embrace and love you. Most people think of their inbox as some sort of virginal property that must be protected from unsolicited advances. And they can quickly turn against you if they think that you are somehow responsible for sullying that sanctity. I use you with respect and care. I do not send spam or junk. You make my life easier and time efficient.

**To those who hate reply all…. Maybe you should just ignore it, continue complaining, and use the overzealous e-mails as a conversation starter next to the water cooler. If you ask me a question I already answered in the reply all email, please understand when I look at you with a face full of despair and raise a middle finger.

So my dear friend… thank you again for letting me love you and allowing me to share that love with everyone all at once.

Much love ♥,

Meghan

Once again I am way way late in posting… but I have made it my New Year’s resolution to stay on top of my beloved Meghan Show! (AGAIN) Trust me… I would do this all day every day… 24 hours a day if I could… and one day I will! LOL

So… I just wanted to get a few fun pictures up from Halloween.. OMG! YES… that is right. Hall-O-Freakin-Ween! 2010! HA! Make fun of me… that is fine. I suck! I KNOW!

Anyhooooo…. love you all! XXXOOO♥

Sooooo… I have to share this little moment in my life as while I now find it VERY comical, during this heated conversation I got quite upset. As many of you know (and if you don’t by now, I have a little OBSESSION with vampires! LOL. Ok, yes..I know… so does everyone else. But I seem to think that my obsession is different; somehow special. ♥Edward and I are getting married…however I also have a new found love for both ♥Salvatore brothers♥ (Vampire Diaries)! I actually looked online recently to see if The Vampire Diaries were having casting calls as I felt I am perfect for the show. I had my roll all scripted out and everything. I cannot share that in case I do get on the show and we need to use that material! HAHA! Last but not least… let’s not forget True Blood. Basically I just want to become a vampire (the Hollywood version… not the ones I have researched online….uhh yeah, I’ll admit it…. I spent some time online looking around! LOL). So let’s get to this story already..

I was laying in bed with John and look over at him and say something along the lines that if I were “turned” into a vampire would he want me to turn him too. I expected him to say yes. Without any hesitation he says NO! I was completely shocked and immediately asked what, why not, are you crazy!? We went back and forth for a few minutes about it. I said I would turn him anyhow. He would not have a choice. I would sneak up on him and turn him (oh…. I would be able to walk in the day light too.. and not sparkle… that is kind of annoying). He then tried to tell me he would fight me off. I laugh. How can one fight off a vampire. With a dead serious face he looks at me and says “I’m a Jedi”. WHAT!!! Are you for real!…. wait it gets better… Then I sit up… look right back at him…. I am actually upset right now. I say “John, I’m trying to have a serious conversation. Jedi are not real.” Yup… that is right! You heard me correctly! He burst out laughing. He repeats what I said in a sarcastic tone and then says… really? Vampires are not real either. I obviously have another great line… “they are more real than Jedi. They are basically biblical. They are ancient. Jedi were created in the 70′s.” And while I can see how dumb my comments are now as I type them… I still was sticking to my ground! We actually had a 20 minute conversation after that on who would win a fight between a vampire and a Jedi! (wow… that is a dorky thing to do).

So, as you can see, I seem to believe that “Hollywood” vampires are real. To make matters worse… I actually spent like 10 minutes the next day talking to John about a Jedi vampire. HAHAHA! Think about it… this could be George Lucas’ chance to win the Academy Award.

Meghan = Vampire

John the Jedi

Just think about it…..

The Jedi Vampire!

(Wow… I’m a dork!)

Yesterday was just a normal Wednesday until I received some AMAZING news….. I won the “A Night To Remember” contest. This is the first contest sponsored by SacramentoComedy.Com, Morton’s Steakhouse and the Sacramento Punchline.

I LOVE LOVE LOVE comedy shows! And who does not love Morton’s? And to top it all of… we will be driven around in style all night long??? I will not want this night to end. I will get to take 3 of my closest friends along with me on this rockin’ evening. Needless to say, I was doing the HAPPY DANCE and annoying everyone around when I found out.

So this Saturday I’ll be crusin’ VIP style to Sacramento’s Punchline to see MadTv star, Bobby Lee perform. I’ll be sure to vlog a few good moments and post that next week for you all! Be sure to check out SacramentoComedy.Com for the whole story and all the deets on everything comedy the Sacramento region.

I came across this great video tutorial on how to make your own iPhone ringtones from MP3 songs using iTunes. I have already made a few already… the video instruction are easy to follow! Thanks CNET & Digital Inspiration.

Make iPhone Ringtones from MP3 Songs

I was somewhat forced into having a Halloween party this year (thank you Morgan and Sierra)… but I have to say I am thankful those lovely friends of mine had they way as it turned out to be one heck of a good time. I wanted to share a few pictures with you all of my hard work… as I spent a lot of time decorating. I should have spent a little more time taking pictures as they do not give justice to how the house actually looked. With the dim lighting, it looked MUCH BETTER than the pictures perceive.  I gave my front room a Twilight theme (Yes… I have a small obsession… but since Morgan and Sierra do as well I thought it was only fitting). I have to give a big shout out to Hostess With The Mostess as that is where I got all my ideas for the Twilight theme. I also now follow her on Twitter. She has a kick ass site!!!

The rest of the house I went with the Evite theme of pink at black. My favorite was the house drink (a little thing we use to make back in college called “The Force”). In true Halloween form we added dry ice and in the video to come you will see that I was quite proud of my libation! LOL!

I do wish I took more pictures of everyone’s costumes… I did a horrible job on camera duty! BAD MEGHAN!

ENJOY!!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. Here is a little something someone sent me (Thank you Sam R.) that is indisputable mathematical logic. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint…it goes like this: 

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?  

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:  

If: 
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z  

is represented as: 
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. 

then: 

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% 

and,  

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% 

BUT!!!!! 

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% 

and, 

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%  

AND, look how far ASS KISSING will take you.  

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%  

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bullshit  and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

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Every girl I guess needs not one but 2 bachelorette parties. Since my first one was on the east coast it was only fair that my west coast girl friends get to torture me just the same. Without going into all the details I’ll highlight a few of the classic (or should we say classy moments)

-          I was giving an outfit to wear and when asked if it was my birthday or bachelorette party I gladly told everyone I was here for the local Sacramento tranny show. I was not even instructed to do that… I just thought it was funny! (and it was as each response was classic)

-          We had to “older” gentleman dance together while yelling they were not gay. By far one of the weirdest moments.

-          Receiving creative art work on lower back…waking up the next morning to John saying “what is that??? Meghan, what is that on your back? Did someone give you a tramp stamp?” Thank you Colleen for doing it in pen so John was able have a laugh this morning. It was hysterical since I did not remember it was there!

-          Meghan Wood’s lessons on love…. PS.. My classes will start this winter if anyone would like to sign up! J

-          And after it all I process to update my facebook status via my IPhone while at the Taco Bell drive thru. Really? I don’t even remember doing that. I found it odd coming in to work today with so many comments on my Facebook status. I could not figure out why until I logged into see I did a nice little drunk update! LOL! WOW. All I wrote was “Taco Bell and a veil” LMAO

It was a great night… I cannot say thank you enough to you girls!! Love you, love you, love you!!! I honestly have the bestest friends from coast to coast and am so lucky!! Yes… they did torture me… but it was worth it!

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