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Every girl I guess needs not one but 2 bachelorette parties. Since my first one was on the east coast it was only fair that my west coast girl friends get to torture me just the same. Without going into all the details I’ll highlight a few of the classic (or should we say classy moments)

-          I was giving an outfit to wear and when asked if it was my birthday or bachelorette party I gladly told everyone I was here for the local Sacramento tranny show. I was not even instructed to do that… I just thought it was funny! (and it was as each response was classic)

-          We had to “older” gentleman dance together while yelling they were not gay. By far one of the weirdest moments.

-          Receiving creative art work on lower back…waking up the next morning to John saying “what is that??? Meghan, what is that on your back? Did someone give you a tramp stamp?” Thank you Colleen for doing it in pen so John was able have a laugh this morning. It was hysterical since I did not remember it was there!

-          Meghan Wood’s lessons on love…. PS.. My classes will start this winter if anyone would like to sign up! J

-          And after it all I process to update my facebook status via my IPhone while at the Taco Bell drive thru. Really? I don’t even remember doing that. I found it odd coming in to work today with so many comments on my Facebook status. I could not figure out why until I logged into see I did a nice little drunk update! LOL! WOW. All I wrote was “Taco Bell and a veil” LMAO

It was a great night… I cannot say thank you enough to you girls!! Love you, love you, love you!!! I honestly have the bestest friends from coast to coast and am so lucky!! Yes… they did torture me… but it was worth it!

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Headed to the #sactweetup tonight! WOOT WOOT!

@LoungeOn20. I will most certainly keep you all up to date with some details on the event and possibly a picture or 2 (and I’m bring the flip…WHAT WHAT!!)

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So the fiancée (yeah… living the engaged life!) intertrupes my tweeting (WTF??) and asked me to help candle his ears. OK, what? This was so random and out of the blue.

SIDE NOTE: For those of you know do not know.. ear candling is when you insert this hollow candle like thingy (that is totally medical term by the way) specially designed to collect wax in your ear and light it on fire. Sounds like fun huh!

So…It was about 10pm and where in the world did he find these things in our house (they were given to us… and I do think they are kind of cool…but not at 10pm when I’m in the middle of something). I light the first one, and the flame is HUGE! I could not remember if I was to let it just flame or blow it out and let it smolder. I blew it out. Bad idea. It is smolder… filling my entire house with SMOKE!!! So I relight and now we have this huge flame in John’s ear. Looks a bit like a very large “doobie” coming out of his head. Comical to say the least. The flame goes down a bit and he sayus he can feel the natural magic happening. (Who knows if this stuff really works by the way… I did read the FHA says it does not, but his Dr. said it did. Who knows). You need to have another person there to cut the ash or it will fall on you as the tube burns down. So I come back to do my first cutting into a bowl of water and a small piece of ask floats away on to his head and shirt! OPPS!!!! I nonchalantly pinch it out and keep my mouth shut. He is oblivious to the whole thing. No burning hair and it just seems to have left a little ash mark on his shirt… not a big deal.

Ok…candle one down. He gets up… goes to the bathroom to take a look and comes back in with this look on his face.. that look like I just got a D on some paper in 6th grade. WHAT! He proceeds to tell me I burned a hole in his shirt! LMAO! I burst out laughing. OMG! I would be lying if I say I felt bad… I didn’t at all. I am hysterically laughing. He fuels my laughter with his next comment. “That is my only white polo”. What? What guy only has one white shirt? Are you kidding!? BABY! So I light his head a blaze with the other ear candle thingy and get online and order 3 $10 polo shirts from Old Navy. I walk back in the room, carefully cut the ash and let him know his wining got him 3 new white shirts and a bag of pampers! HAHA. I’m still laughing now thinking about it. J

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Let’s see here… once again my TBFF enlighted me with tech knowlege and shared the world of Posterous with me!!  What would I do without that girl? I swear. I will have to come back to this and write much much more! As for now… I must be off… duty calls. Ok…get your head of out the gutter…. not dooty… ewwwwwww. I have to go buy some food. I cannot eat mac and cheese for the 3rd night in a row… well, ok, I could! But if I do, my jeans might not fit! 

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I just have to publicly post my progress because I’m pretty damn excited. I’m not going to write a novel here…well, not yet at least. I’m half way through editing my first video… which I know will probably be a bit choppy and messy but I don’t care! I’m jumping the cliff!